| Me: |
So um we may have made out and may have alter boyed on your couch lolol but omg, hes just, wow :)
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| Best friend: |
What in the fucking hell is "Alter Boying"?
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| Me: |
Let me put this in Harry Potter terms for ya'. Dry humping without having our wands at the ready.
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| Best friend: |
Did you at least kiss first omg...
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| Me: |
Yessssss, his tongue was like a seeker going after the golden snitch omg and witch, let me tell ya' his Serpent was Semptra.....
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| Best friend: |
He was hard? oooooooooomg. I'm assuming that's what you meant?
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| Me: |
Ummm well duh lol no he doesn't have a "sorting hat" lol
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| Best friend: |
Hes shaven?
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| Me: |
His dick was not a prisoner of Azkaban
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| Best friend: |
I'm not into that Harry Potter shit like you lol what do you mean?
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| Me: |
His Bellatrix was more "Less" then Lestrange
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| Best friend: |
Ohhhhh......was he like circumsized?
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| Me: |
Unnnnnn as Misses Umbridge lol
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| Best friend: |
ohhhh he didn't look the type lol.
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| Best friend: |
So did it stay pg?
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| Me: |
Yes but qurl did he have me moaning like Myrtle lolololololol
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| Best friend: |
So you only dry humped? Why is that hard to believe?
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| Me: |
Lol yessssss I promise! There was nothing slithering into my chamber of secrets. I ain't no horcrux......
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| Best friend: |
I don't get it....
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| Me: |
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| Me: |
tbh he had a super big Doctor Who though.............. |
